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Like so many young men of my generation, I spent my early Saturday mornings in front of cartoons. I watched G.I. Joe, Batman, and the X-Men, but not as closely as I watched Cat Woman, Rogue, and The Baroness. I never went through a ‘girls are icky,’ phase in my life. As long as I can remember I have been attracted to strong, capable women. It didn’t hurt if they had cool costumes that clung to their sexy bodies, either. Now that I run FemDom.com and the Fetish Movies blog, I’m pretty disappointed in the lack of super heroine material on FetishMovies.com. Super Heroines need to have some better representation when it comes to fetish web destinations. What do you think kinksters?
Like it or not, comic book movies have enjoyed a steady rise in mainstream motion pictures. The kids like me are all grown up. Those of us who enjoyed comic books and Saturday morning cartoons as kids are now old enough to go to the movies on their own and collect DVDs. Special effects can now handle the spectacle that was once confined to art and animation. Plus, post modernism is king. People are afraid to take risks, and are eager instead to harness existing subjects with built-in fan bases. All of these are reasons who we’ve seen a huge upswing in the number of comic book movies over the last decade. Like every pop culture phenomenon, porn is always close behind.
I’m not particularly a comic book fan, but one thing I really appreciate about these movies is that all of my Saturday morning cartoon fantasy ladies are now real, in the flesh, filling out their fantastic costumes. It’s great because it satisfies so many fetishes. The mainstream movie parody fan boys get what they want. The latex and rubber fetishists, the femdom lovers, the high heels, uniforms, fighting; there’s something for everyone.
While these movies have become mainstream, the fetish appeal is still there. These are women that don’t need any rescuing. They kick their own share of the ass, all the while looking stunning in their costumes. Reality may not have a place for stacked ladies in revealing latex costumes, leaping from rooftop to rooftop in high heels with a barely restrained bosom, but they are vital in our fantasies.
The editorial department over here at FetishMovies.com is an ancient byzantine bureaucracy attended by thousands of hereditary slaves. Any kind of changes to our system have to go through a nearly impossible ordeal involving the approval of a cabal of Triad viceroys, substantial bribes to Andorran customs officials, and the blessing of the Pope. So let’s hear from you, kinksters. Write and tell the brass that we should get more superhero/ costume/ uniform porn on FetishMovies. Maybe they will listen to you, because they sure don’t listen to me.
Right now the only place to catch these parodies is on the mainstream HotMovies.com. If you have an account on FetishMovies.com or one of our other theatres, your minutes will work, but still, ya know?
Often we wear masks to disguise who we really are. In society, we must act a certain way, belie a particular idiom, or hypocritically deny our own fundamental nature. The closeted kinksters out there know what I’m talking about. Sometimes we live among fellows who can never know how we feel. Sometimes we must appear strong, when inside all we want is to be laid low…
Soon-to-be deposed despot Muammar Gaddafi knows what I mean too. Outwardly, he was a brutal dictator who would not balk at hiring armies of foreign mercenaries to gun down his own people. His iron hand ordered military jet aircraft to fire on unarmed civilian protesters. He fancied himself the leader of a pan-African unification movement despite Libya’s meager population of around 6 million people. To the world he was a violent and eccentric dictator though he always strove to appear to be a strong national and continental demagogue.
As the Rebel Alliance liberated Tripoli this week, they made some interesting finds in Gaddafi’s ostentatious palaces. Among them was a glossy laminated scrapbook of photographs of former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. This discovery shed light on a Gaddafi proclivity, and imbued new meaning into strange comments and actions of his from the past. Now a new picture emerges of the tribal warlord’s true self, the one he hid behind the mask of an unrelenting tyrant.
All the pieces are falling into place. To me at least, it’s obvious that Colonel Muammar Gaddafi is a closet sub who wants nothing more than to be dominated by strong women, especially Condoleezza Rice. Consider his platoon of badass sexy female bodyguards. That may have been more than just eye candy. They varied in size, shape, and color but they all had one aspect in common- all of them were tough and stoic. To his subjects and his enemies, the female bodyguards were meant to show his dominance over women, but in his twisted black heart, he really wanted their dominance over him.
Looking back, there was evidence of Gaddafi’s infatuation with Condoleezza Rice. According to a State Department report, Gaddafi gave her over $200,000 worth of gifts, including a locket with a picture of himself, and “Wonder Woman-esque bracelets.” (I’m terribly sorry, loyal readers, but I have been all over the web and I cannot find a picture of these.) In 2007, he told an Al-Jazeera reporter, “I support my darling black African woman, admire and am very proud of the way she leans back and gives orders to the Arab leaders. … Leezza, Leezza, Leezza. … I love her very much. I admire her, and I’m proud of her, because she’s a black woman of African origin.”
The discovery of the scrapbook confirms it to me. Gaddafi was in love with Condoleezza Rice because of her power and authority. His brutal repression of his own people was only a symptom of his hidden duality. It was a cover perhaps, an overcompensation for this own desire to be sexually dominated by a strong woman. How many lives could have been saved if Gaddafi had only found FemDom.com?
A scene from Gaddafi's dreams.