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Like so many young men of my generation, I spent my early Saturday mornings in front of cartoons. I watched G.I. Joe, Batman, and the X-Men, but not as closely as I watched Cat Woman, Rogue, and The Baroness. I never went through a ‘girls are icky,’ phase in my life. As long as I can remember I have been attracted to strong, capable women. It didn’t hurt if they had cool costumes that clung to their sexy bodies, either. Now that I run FemDom.com and the Fetish Movies blog, I’m pretty disappointed in the lack of super heroine material on FetishMovies.com. Super Heroines need to have some better representation when it comes to fetish web destinations. What do you think kinksters?
Like it or not, comic book movies have enjoyed a steady rise in mainstream motion pictures. The kids like me are all grown up. Those of us who enjoyed comic books and Saturday morning cartoons as kids are now old enough to go to the movies on their own and collect DVDs. Special effects can now handle the spectacle that was once confined to art and animation. Plus, post modernism is king. People are afraid to take risks, and are eager instead to harness existing subjects with built-in fan bases. All of these are reasons who we’ve seen a huge upswing in the number of comic book movies over the last decade. Like every pop culture phenomenon, porn is always close behind.
I’m not particularly a comic book fan, but one thing I really appreciate about these movies is that all of my Saturday morning cartoon fantasy ladies are now real, in the flesh, filling out their fantastic costumes. It’s great because it satisfies so many fetishes. The mainstream movie parody fan boys get what they want. The latex and rubber fetishists, the femdom lovers, the high heels, uniforms, fighting; there’s something for everyone.
While these movies have become mainstream, the fetish appeal is still there. These are women that don’t need any rescuing. They kick their own share of the ass, all the while looking stunning in their costumes. Reality may not have a place for stacked ladies in revealing latex costumes, leaping from rooftop to rooftop in high heels with a barely restrained bosom, but they are vital in our fantasies.
The editorial department over here at FetishMovies.com is an ancient byzantine bureaucracy attended by thousands of hereditary slaves. Any kind of changes to our system have to go through a nearly impossible ordeal involving the approval of a cabal of Triad viceroys, substantial bribes to Andorran customs officials, and the blessing of the Pope. So let’s hear from you, kinksters. Write and tell the brass that we should get more superhero/ costume/ uniform porn on FetishMovies. Maybe they will listen to you, because they sure don’t listen to me.
Right now the only place to catch these parodies is on the mainstream HotMovies.com. If you have an account on FetishMovies.com or one of our other theatres, your minutes will work, but still, ya know?
The legendary French studio Marc Dorcel has finally released the much anticipated Inglorious Bitches for video on demand on FetishMovies.com.
Inglorious Bitches is a parody of the Quentin Tarantino remake of Inglorious Bastards, but I use the term ‘parody’ in the loosest possible sense. While many porno parodies are silly and referential, this movie is serious, somber, and dark in both theme and photography. There is little dialogue; instead the story is told through the actions of a grand cast of steaming hot European ladies.
It is so rare these days to see a real big-budget adult film with real production values. The Marc Dorcel name has long been associated with stunning photography surpassed only by the beauty of the models. With pyrotechnics, historical vehicles (including tanks,) and scene after scene of beautiful on-location sets, Inglorious Bitches exceeds expectations.
Ladies and gentlemen, it may not surprise you to learn that your dedicated blog writer sees a lot of porn, both professionally and recreationally. From the first time I saw the promotional images for this movie, I wanted to see it. Inglorious Bitches is one of the most fantastic adult features I have ever seen. It never stops being hot, even between the sex scenes, and it never stops being compelling, even during them. With unequaled imagery and a literal army of uniformed, gun- wielding women on a path of vengeance, this movie is delightful for everyone from the casual porn watcher to the most dedicated kinkster.